The fun in fundamentalism

I thought I would have nothing to live for today, and then someone sent me this...

My dear home state of South Carolina is responsible for this mess of crazy. It's called the Application To Date My Daughter, concocted by some crazies at an organization that apparently thinks it's the 1970s.  My favorite question: "Do you have access to a van or waterbed?" 

I also enjoyed "Do you have one MALE parent and one FEMALE parent? Are they normal?" That's why the fundies rule, see. They can take out gay people and single parents in one fell slur.