This rules.

Major props to Sarah C, my Debunkism and Conspiracy Theories editor, for sending this along. Day officially off to a joyous start.

Killer title: Over 400 Years of Deception Exposed: The Bible Told the Truth All Along!

Ah yes, was it Habakkuk 14:6? "Science be-ith evil! Woe to ye metallurgists and ye stargazers and ye blasphemers, for ye shall surely be told to cut thine own switch from the Tree of Knowledge and be beaten senseless with it! Lo, this hurteth the Lord more than it hurteth thou."

Check it out.

While you're there, see if you can find an e-mail address for the guy so I can compliment him on his awesome web design skills...