I wish I could email this link to my 12-year-old self...
Holy hell, click on this people. Kirk Cameron is going to disprove evolution for you! Since he's got all that science training and all.
(E-mail message accompanying the link: Dear Emily--Save virginity for Johnny Depp instead.)
I just have one thing to say to you Kirk. Show me that smile again (Oh, show me that smile) Don't waste a-no-ther minute on your cryin'...You know you want to hear it...