I don't know, man. I guess I wasn't thinking. I figured, I like everything Morningstar is about. I am generally in favor of whatever they're laying down, freezer section-wise. But I can unequivocally say that it is NOT a good idea to use their veggie fake steak strips as a basis for a black-n-blue salad. Man. I had a black-n-blue at Zaxby's the other day, and it was like an orgasm in a bowl, so I figured: two things I love: Morningstar and blue cheese--genius! Boy was I wrong.
I do not want to even get into what that shit tasted like. Maybe I went too far by putting fat free blue cheese dressing on top. Maybe I should have left well enough alone. Because it's true--too much of a good thing can be a bad thing, particularly in the cheese department. But I have zero impulse control--particularly in the cheese department.
Sigh. It's probably some kind of conspiracy by the bastards at Zaxby's to make me spend $8 every time I go there. Highway robbery!!
In other news:
I am chemically engineered to hate the smell of Febreeze, whatever the scent. I can't stand it. I need it because without it my couch smells like schnauzer, but I'm wondering if, again, I should be leaving well enough alone. Feel free to weigh in, people who sit on my couch.
Hey, want to know why your life isn't any good compared to some people's?! Here's why.
Neither of these men is your boyfriend:
And you don't look like this:
It's Hollywood's subtle way of telling you to go f&%$ yourself.
Needless to say, I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean this weekend. It was good, even though I couldn't remember squat about the first movie--everything seemed to make sense. Except the squid guy. I don't know what was going on there.
That's all I got right now.
