Hooray! We're saved! Oh, right--we're just globs of non-sentient cells.
Sigh. Is America becoming a more and more ridiculous place to live?
You want it, I want it, 60% of American people want it, but George W. Douchebag is in charge of this mo fo, so I guess that cure for Alzheimer's and cancer will have to wait. Fuck Granny and her deteriorating mental capacity!
Now who wants to go bomb some more countries?!

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